A family needs a break from the big city life and decide to go spend some time at the cabin of the husband’s disappeared father, right in the middle of the Oregon forest… What could go wrong? Well, I’m gonna tell you straight what could go wrong, a crap movie that robbed us of an evening of our lives!
It’s slow, it’s filled with unnecessary drama, the dialogues are awkward, the cinematography is bad and the casting looked like they didn’t even wanna play in the movie. Julia Garner often looks bored or annoyed in anything she plays but, this time, she brought it to the next level. I can’t imagine why she’s been selected to portray Madonna in the upcoming biopic. She has curly blonde hair, that’s about that.
Congratulation, Wolf Man, you just won the Spacewocket’s worst movie award of 2025. But not so fast, the year isn’t over yet…
We’ve finally watched the final season of Ozark. While there was definitely something good in the show, there was also much I hated, starting by the Byrds. I hate them so much and I’m not sure that it’s only because of the characters. Laura Linney’s voice worked on my nerves since the first episode and Patrick Bateman always plays the same way in all of his appearances.
There are two reasons why I came back for more:
1. Ruth Langmore. She’s absolutely fantastic, the character and the actress (Julia Garner) who portrays her. To me, she carried the entire show.
I especially loved the episode where a vengeful Ruth listens to NAS – NY State of Mind. I didn’t even know that song and I’m heavy on 90s music.
I know that it’s a very controversial opinion. But, even weeks later, nothing can change my mind.
2. Warning: spoilers.
I made it until the end because I wanted so much to see Wendy Bird’s head explode with a Cartel bullet. Why did this have to happen to Ruth instead of her? The ending felt like a ruined orgasm after having been wanked for five seasons.