28 Years Later

A group of survivors live in a community on an island. Sometimes, they venture to the mainland… Oh, for fuck sake, it’s a zombie movie, does the plot matter all that much? Well, that’s probably what Danny Boyle thinks because the plot of this movie is hot garbage.

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There are so many plot holes and nonsensical moments, like why would a dumbass father take his 12 years-old son to a zone filled with zombies? Or why don’t the alphas attack the island at low tide? What’s up with the medieval flashbacks added to the action scenes? A female zombie gives birth to a baby, but he’s not a zombie. Ralph Fiennes lives in the middle of the mainland, covered in Iso-Betadine and high on morphine but never runs out of supplies and is never infected. HOW ARE THE CROWS NOT GETTING INFECTED? THEY ARE EATING THE ZOMBIES!

Unlike some, I don’t care that it isn’t the continuation of the first two chapters. However, I’m disappointed that the quality of this movie isn’t on par with the two firsts.

The beginning was good but, half-way through, it all flops out. The movie gets boring, the characters annoying and the cinematography frankly average. My brain was trying to process one plot hole after another, then I got bored. So fucking bored, almost angry! The end bit with London chavs Power Rangers was a comedic end to a dreadful movie.