Horror Movies

Attack of The Meth Gator

If you need a synopsis for this movie, go fetch it yourself! Alligator + meth = chaos, there really isn’t more than that.

Yes, it’s poorly written. Yes, it’s badly acted. And no, it’s absolutely not original. But we enjoyed it! It’s stupid and it made us laugh. That’s it.

Did you know that the more meth an alligator consumes, the more unkillable it becomes? It’s teeth grow bigger and its skin becomes harder. At least, that’s what we just learned in the movie. See, it’s all based on science!

After Cocaine Bear, Zombeaver and, now, Meth Gator, are we planning to watch the entire zoo on drugs? Well, if they make it, we’ll watch it!

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